Agitated

Brad Pitt’s Twelve Monkeys character “discusses” escape:

Sorry. Uh, sorry. I, I, I got a little agitated. The thought of, uh, escape had crossed my mind, and then suddenly — suddenly — suddenly I felt like bending the fucking bars back, and ripping out the goddamn window frames and eating them — yes, eating them!

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Robert Wringham is a humorist and the editor-in-chief of New Escapologist.

One Response to “Agitated”

  1. Spoonman says:

    You should go see The Zero Theorem (same director), if you haven’t. I think you’ll enjoy it.

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