We do, doodley do, doodley do, doodely do,
What we must, muddily must, muddily must, muddily must;
Muddily do, muddily do, muddily do, muddily do,
Until we bust, bodily bust, bodily bust, bodily bust.
I’ve always thought was the best poem in the world.
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About Robert Wringham
Robert Wringham is a humorist and the editor-in-chief of New Escapologist.