Skive Like an Egyptian
Well, this is delightful.
It’s an ancient Egyptian tablet (called an Ostracon) detailing the reasons cited by workers for getting time off.
Examples include “stung by a scorpion,” “wife menstruating,” “pain in the eye,” and, the best one by far, “brewing beer.”
Try them yourself. They’re time-honored at least.
For some arguably more practical ways to call in sick, try my book The Good Life for Wage Slaves.
About Robert Wringham
Robert Wringham is the editor of New Escapologist. He also writes books and articles. Read more at wringham.co.uk