Should I Quit?
I enjoyed this strange little offering from the BBC website: a flowchart for people asking whether they should quit their job or not.
Rather satisfyingly, most routes down the flowchart are in favour of quitting. While just two routes end at “You should stay!”, six lead to “You should go! Good luck!”
There’s also a little bubble statistic on the side of the chart suggesting that “only 37% have a high level of intent to stay in their current job.”
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Coming Up For Air
Coming Up For Air is a wise and beautiful book central to the Escapologist’s library. I read the novel three years ago and today happened upon some quotations from it in my old notebook. Some are pure and giddy fun while others are rather depressing, but they’re all life-affirming in their way.
“There’s something that’s gone out of us. […] It’s a kind of vital juice that we’ve squirted away until there’s nothing left. All this rushing to and fro! Everlasting scramble for a bit of cash. Everlasting din of buses, bombs, radios, telephone bells. Nerves worn all to bits, empty places in the bones where the marrow ought to be.”
“Isn’t it queer how we go through life, always thinking that the things we want to do are the things that can’t be done? It seemed to me a kind of dope-dream, like the ones you have of sleeping with film stars or of winning the heavyweight championship. And yet it wasn’t in the least impossible, it wasn’t even improbable.”
“…in this life we lead – I don’t mean human life in general, I mean life in this particular age and this particular country – we don’t do the things we want to do. It isn’t because we’re always working. […] It’s because there’s some devil in us that drives us to and fro on everlasting idiocies. There’s time for everything except the things worth doing.”
“When I look back I realise that my active life, if I ever had one, ended when I was sixteen. Everything that really matters to me had happened before that date. […] After [taking a job selling insurance] – well, they say that happy people have no histories, and neither do the blokes who work in insurance offices. From that day forward there was nothing in my life you could properly describe as an event.”
“There’s a chap who thinks he’s going to escape! There’s a chap who says he won’t be stream-lined! He’s going back to Lower Binfield! After him! Stop him!”
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Walking as Self Liberation
From A Philosophy of Walking by Frederic Gros. Thanks to friend Matt for showing us this.
[T]here is the suspensive freedom that comes by walking, even a simple short stroll: throwing off the burden of cares, forgetting business for a time. You choose to leave the office behind, go out, stroll around, think about other things. With a longer excursion of several days, the process of self-liberation is accentuated: you escape the constraints of work, throw off the yoke of routine. But how could walking make you feel this freedom more than a long journey? … only walking manages to free us from our illusions about the essential.
Entirely elsewhere, I enjoyed Will Self’s pleasingly glib closing remarks in a debate about the suggestion that “we’ve never had it so good”:
I love to walk, often across the city. I once went to Los Angeles and walked for eight days without ever stepping in a wheeled vehicle. […] It’s free to walk. Just breath. Walk. Think. Meditate. I really, really urge you to get out and have a decent walk, preferably to a random destination, one that is not economically compelled. That’s all I really have to say to you.
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Let Them Eat Cake
It seemed obvious to me that we should take a local map, draw a circle on it, with our home at the centre and start baking cakes. The plan was to take three or four freshly baked cakes, then drive out to the edge of the circle on the map and knock on a door. If the door was answered we’d say: “We have baked you a cake, here it is”.
For anyone who’d like to know more about the “cake circles” to which we made reference in Issue 10, the mischievous Mr Drummond just did another one in Birmingham and wrote a nice account of it in the local paper.
The excuse that I give myself is that it was something to do with me being an artist. But the reality is I just like baking cakes and then going up to strangers and offering the cake to them to see that look on their face.
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Outside the Box
Cheer up, Monday monkeys. There’s always office zombies.
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Find the Golden Hare
We’re delighted to announce a new real-world stockist of New Escapologist.
Golden Hare Books, Edinburgh. Managed by the effervescent, luminescent Ian Macbeth.
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Issue Ten launch
There’s to be a launch event for our milestone Tenth Issue at the Saramago bar at the Glasgow CCA on April 30th. Welcome all.
Click here to see the rather splendid invitation.
Facebook event page here.
The North American launch will be held in Montreal on the same day. We’ll confirm a venue soon.
UPDATE: The Montreal event will take place at Billy Kun from 18:00. Come early! Here’s the event page.
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Yawn
Joseph Ducreux. Self Portrait Yawning.
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Cain’s Mutiny
From David ‘Raptitude‘ Cain’s excellent essay in our now-available tenth edition:
…we all ought to be thinking of our escape from kindergarten on. I wish somebody had pulled me aside and told me that the education system and working culture I’m going to be marched into are places that are ultimately going to need escaping from, because otherwise I’d never quite get a chance to run my life. These institutions may be useful for learning the fundamentals of language and human interaction, but they’re generally inhospitable for the finding and doing of the work that’s most important to you.
I’m convinced now that nobody gets away with settling on work they don’t care about. The nagging banality of having to do irrelevant work five-sevenths of your days is not something that will eventually leave you alone. Nobody ever makes peace with with the ringing of their alarm clock. We either make a calculated escape, or resign to becoming cynical, bored – and worse – dependent on constant entertainment for relief, because our work does little but drain us.
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Briefcase Winkers
At New Escapologist, our sympathies are eternally with commuters: those strap-hanging Neverwherians, forced to bookend their working days being piped around the undersides of major urban conurbations.
Friend Kate directs us to this alternative Tube map. It gives London commuters an idea of what to expect from unfamiliar stations, should they be required to alight at one due to a strike or power outage or if a forgotten packed lunch has caused Inspector Sands to be summoned to the control room.
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