Briefcase Winkers

At New Escapologist, our sympathies are eternally with commuters: those strap-hanging Neverwherians, forced to bookend their working days being piped around the undersides of major urban conurbations.

Friend Kate directs us to this alternative Tube map. It gives London commuters an idea of what to expect from unfamiliar stations, should they be required to alight at one due to a strike or power outage or if a forgotten packed lunch has caused Inspector Sands to be summoned to the control room.

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