Kick This Place

Hey look, it’s a workplace woe:

I’m a pawn, a worm, and a fart.

To the people who pay my paycheck, I’m a scheduled layoff.

They’ve slow-fired my coworker, who is now stuck in semi-hired limbo. It’s as confusing as it sounds. They still expect him to do a good job too.

I hope he finds a new job soon so he can kick this place.

From a nice post on the fast web.

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Robert Wringham is the editor of New Escapologist. He also writes books and articles. Read more at wringham.co.uk

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