The Working Dead
An employee is a zombie, a set of phantom limbs disconnected from the alien mind that commands them.
Professionalism is about squelching your values in favour of those in your job description — a sheet of paper in a filing cabinet somewhere, ominously collecting dust like the picture of Dorian Gray.
Happy Halloween!
I love being an Office Zombie, it makes all my bosses richer!
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About Robert Wringham
Robert Wringham is the editor of New Escapologist. He also writes books and articles. Read more at wringham.co.uk